So I’ve come to terms with the fact that (at least for now) I will not be a famous blogger. Here are the reasons why: I am horrible at writing every day week. Although I make my friends laugh hysterically, I am not a clever writer nor do I have the time patience to develop [...]
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Back In Action…
Posted in Snippets on November 14, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
How to Provoke a Worried Mother
Posted in Snippets on November 1, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Be a dog that is by nature extremely loud. Jump on the bed as the baby is starting to fall asleep. Jump off the bed. Jump back on. Jump back off. Open the blinds with your snout. Repeat.
Why God Totally Has a Sense of Humor
Posted in Snippets on October 22, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
After an incredibally long day with no hint of what you could call a nap, just as I’ve changed Bee’s pants and am settling her down to sleep… She poops the largest, foulest, smelliest poop of her life.